ALERT! CO knows this is a delusionally positive idea that will probably never happen…although we’ve heard through the grapevine the G20 has actually seen it….

WW3

INSIGHT. Crisis/War in Europe. Growing tension between West, East and Far East. We are on the brink of WORLD WAR 3.

IDEA: Instead of waging WORLD WAR 3 against each other, what if the G20 came together to wage WARM WAR 3 against global warming.

WARM WAR 3:

THE GLOBAL WAR AGAINST GLOBAL WARMING

IDEA / BATTLE1

What if nations repurposed BATTLE tanks to be WATER tanks to take on the world’s wild fires. Stick a hose through the cannon. Tanks on the back. Hey presto.

WE are going to play WAR GAMES FOR GOOD

We are going to GAMIFY WAR

Whose tanks put out the fires fastest?

Whose planes can drop the best precision guided water-bombs?

Whose soldiers dig the best irrigation trenches?

IDEA / BATTLE 2

After we’ve won the battle 1 against the wildfires, we will reward ourselves with battle 2.

By putting put down real guns and picking up fun ones. Paintball guns. Now (in a delusional positive dreamworld), we will play war across the rubble of real war.

They will paint the ex-towns red, white, blue and yellow. And in reverse order.

We mix the teams up. Russians will paintball with Ukrainians. Vice versa. They will BOND over this experience…hopefully.

There will be tears. There will be drunken brawls. But at least paintballs will fly and not bullets.

As humans we are VENGEFUL

But we have to forgive. We HAVE to forgive. We have to FORGIVE TO SAVE EVERYONE, together

Once the paint-shelling stops we will have ART.

AKA A MEMORIAL.

FOR BOTH SIDES

That is a beautiful piece of art (imo) Through the horrors of war

Thanks Jackson Pollock / Lee Krasner

I’m not religious but this is an act of Something Else. On the day i posted this completely unrealistic idea. WTF

FREAKIEST SHIT EVER.

THIS HAPPENED TO COUNTER-OFFENSIVE 18th AUG 2023 AT 21:17 .

ON THE DAY I POSTED THIS IDEA

This car was driving in front of me the whole way home.

THE CHANCE OF THIS CAR BEING IN FRONT OF COUNTER-OFFENSIVE IS

1 in 1.474 BILLION (cars in the world)

(Wait it’s more isn’t it? It’s that car X a 6 figure combination of letters and numbers)…. multiple billions….

(Wait it’s MORE than that isn’t it? The chances of that car being there on the DAY CO posted that idea is x365)

(Wait it’s MORE THAN THAT isn’t it? The probability of it coming in front of me in a 20 minute window is 1 over 72)

Any brainbox want to work that out for us? Trillions? Quadrillions?

WTF is happening here?

COUNTER-OFFENSIVE has no idea. But the universe is speaking and we HAVE to listen, together.

COUNTER-OFFENSIVE know this idea is madness. It’s completly unrealistic. It’s delusionally positive. It might just work.…

It’s a better idea than war.

This could be the name of the idea

But it’s not as provocative though as a GLOBAL petition to start WW3… any takers?

SIGN HERE

(Please. We really need your support. Even if you think it’s a shit idea it’s 0.9 seconds of your time). Thank you.

BONUS THOUGHT

What if the paintballs themselves had purpose?

GM seeds and crops in them to RE-WILD THE BATTLEFIELD

Naval paintball warfare with paintballs full of algae / plankton to help the oceans?

Junk to junk battles! How fun. The finished art junks could be sustainable water travel using sails again…or solar sails

(please get cracking on an plankton-fed mini-gun. TOO MUCH FUN!)

Can we use the experiments with controlling the clouds to re-freeze parts of the north and sole pole?

THIS IDEA IS ENDLESS

It will be a longer WAR than the others, but a much funner and more beautiful one. And no one will die

AND WE CAN WIN IT TOGETHER, BUT ONLY TOGETHER

EACH AGENCY THAT HELPS CAN BE GIVEN A G20 COUNTRY AS THEIR BATTLEFIELD FOR WARM WAR 3.

THIS IDEA IS TOO BIG FOR ONE AGENCY

and now any other idea which helps fight the war on global warming belongs to it.

THIS IS WHAT COUNTER-OFFENSIVE IS ALL ABOUT

REAL WAR IS OFFENSIVE

AND WE’RE GOING TO COUNTER IT

WITH ART. PLAYFULNESS. GAMES. And above all else

LOVE

UPDATE. Middle East Boiling Over.

WORLD WAR 3 IS EVEN CLOSER

What if Russia, USA, China and others engaged in a new COLD WAR. A race to cool down the planet. Like the old cold war but with bigger stakes. The survival of all life on planet Earth.

Which country can have the biggest impact on reducing emissions / temperature percentage wise? Who gets to save the world first?