COUNTER-OFFENSIVE thinks too much social media is offensive. It’s creating mass anxiety, eating disorders, political division, declining pregnancy rates GLOBALLY, body dysmorphia (that previous joke was too far, There is NOTHING funny about those issues) . It is fun. In small doses. Small doses of fun to save the planet and get people together again.

WORLD’S BIGGEST SOCIAL MEDIA Companies

Would you be up for limiting time on your platforms to half an hour / an hour a day?

That way people will have CREDIT to watch funny cat videos and a monkey wanking off a frog.

And that way friends will want to meet up FOR REAL to see those videos. People will go over to each other’s houses when they run out of CREDIT on social medial.

Friends might have THAT friend that doesn’t watch social media and they’ll get together whenever they have time to crowd around the screens and laugh and cry and be outraged (all weapons) together.

How does that sound?

WORD OF MOUTH

GUESS WHAT?

ADVERTISERS will get ONE opportunity every half an hour to interrupt great content

POLLUTING ADVERTISERS WILL PAY MORE

WORTHY, PLANET SAVING ideas pay nothing.

We will create micro-superbowls

You will look forward to the ad break every single day. You will talk about it IN PERSON with your friends ;)

ADVERTISERS will have to up their game…..

FREE IDEA.

YES. COUNTER OFFENSIVE HAVE CRACKED SCREEN TIME. YOU’RE MORE THAN WELCOME, IT IS OUR PLEASURE. WE FIND THIS STUFF SO MUCH F____

The most powerful algorithm of all. What an incredible piece of tech you have built. Our deepest respects.

Imagine using that algorithm to help save the planet? How fucking cool. How fucking cool :)

WHAT IF WE STARED A PEACEFUL ARMS RACE BETWEEN SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES? (this already exists though of course)

The best filters, the best content. That way everyone keeps their jobs :) What brains you all have working for you.

TIKTOK’S content V INSTAGRAM

Who is TIKTOK’s fighter? And who is INSTAGRAM’s fighter?

COULD THAT BE JOSHUA V FURY?

or Zhilei Zhang V WILDER?

How interesting… AND….

FUN!

It’d be very, very, very cool if we all went down to watch and spend time together. We’d watch that…. FOR FREE!

What if TIKTOK created a filter that turned it into A PIXAR animation… LIVE! So kids can watch too…

T

you’re too smart to not work this one out :)