DANGEROUS PAINTING
(dangerous man…nat)A piece you should never own. Heavily derivative of Lee Ufan and Anselm Kiefer. Everything about it is flammable.* Canvas. Masking Tape. Tobacco. Acrylic. Layer upon layer of aerosol fixant. Textured with crumbled fire lighter bricks that smell of kerosine.
If you put this painting where you live it will burn everything you love to the ground.*
If you smell this painting you will get the leviathan of all headaches.
RULES FOR DANGEROUS PAINTING
Do not hang this painting. (near open flame)
Do not smell this painting.
Do not buy this painting.
Do not buy this painting.
Do not buy this painting.
Do not buy this painting
Do not buy this painting
DO NOT BUY THIS PAINTING.
SOLD
DIMENSIONS. 80 x 60 or 60 x 80
ALSO AVAILABLE IN FIRE-PROOF MATERIALS ON REQUEST
*Even the stock photo of wool it’s superimposed on.
*It might spontaneously combust too if you do a bad thing. Don’t risk it.
PROCESS
PROCESS
MICRO-DANGEROUS PAINTING
Smaller and less flammable than DANGEROUS PAINTING.
Mild at Nandos.
Won’t burn your eyes, but maybe a hole in your pocket.
Too late.
SOLD
DIMENSIONS: Smaller than DANGEROUS PAINTING
CONCEPT-DANGEROUS PAINTING(S)
A fleeting moment in MICRO-DANGEROUS PAINTING’S process.
Actually CO’s personal favourites of the lot.
AVAILABLE AS JPEGS
DIMENSIONS: Any size you like
