PROCESS

MISSION ART


This idea is glob-scalable. Any golf courses want it? It’s free.

As long as you sign the terms.

The art is displayed below with watermarks on it.

If you send me a reasonable price I will send you a high quality TIFF file without the watermark.

However.

IF YOU FAIL in YOUR MISSION to take an underprivileged kid around a golf course* the TIFF file will unleash the nastiest fucking virus into your computer. ANONYMOUS if you’re watching we may need your help…please

I have coders ready.

They will spill your pillow-talk.

They will leak your tiny dick picks. And vag snaps? Not sure that’s such a thing. The hackers will find out.

They will reveal your affairs in love and business.

You will regret not sinking this put.

Those are the terms

Any takers?

*THIS IDEA ADAPTS TO RUGBY CLUBS. FOOTBALL CLUBS. WARHAMMER CLUBS AND MAYBE EVEN GERBIL/DOLPHIN/PORKUPINE-BESTIALITY-CLUBS

At the end of the 18 holes said kid will be surprised with a paid internship at COUNTER-OFFENSIVE. If they want to come of course.

That is the 19th hole.

CONTENT

THIS IS FROM MY MUM ON 14 AUGUST 2023 at 15:19 , while CO was typing up this idea(is that when we posted MISSION ART?)

“and the earth moved… “ Yikes!

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