SAFE PAINTING

A piece you should definitely own.

Not sure what this is derivative of.

Clouds? Typography? A Raffle?

This painting is so safe you can leave it with your pet hamsters and the hamsters won’t be dead on your return. Or stuffed in a condom.

For once!

This painting will watch over your house at night.

This painting might grant you good luck.

If you peel the right raffle ticket off this painting you will be rewarded.

Your dead hamster might come back to life.

Bursting through its sticky condom coffin.

Like Neo from the Matrix.

Take the red pill.

Buy this painting.

RULES FOR SAFE PAINTING

Give this painting some strategic oversight of everything you love.

Hang your house keys on this painting.

Fall face-first into this painting from unimaginable heights.

Let this painting spoon you at night.

Lick it.

TRY TO FUCK THIS PAINTING

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PROCESS