COUNTERFEIT OFFENSIVE

Art lovers of the world!

Don’t have a spare $70,530,000 for an original Cy Twombly, or a $430,000,000 for a Da Vinci?

Worry not, because COUNTER-OFFENSIVE are launching a COUNTERFEIT OFFENSIVE (in the name of raising funds to save the planet, hope that’s cool).

Yes, we will knock-out quite convincing knock-offs of your favourite artists (see menu below)

Please visit contact page if you’d like to enquire about one.

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Anselm Kiefer - yep

Cy Twombly - yep (see left)

Peter Howson - yep see From The Crater 2

Frank Auerbach - yep see Sketchbook A

Jenny Saville - yep, see Boundaries

Lee Ufan - yep, see Dangerous Painting and below

Lee Krasner - yep, see WW3

Jackson Pollock - yep, see WW3

David Hockney - yep (trust us)

Tracy Emin - yep (sorry Tracy)

Picasso - maybe

Da Vinci - no chance

POINTILLISM - £1 per point

PHOTOREALISM - Take a photo

Will also consider sculpture commissions

These knock-offs will be nothing like as good as the originals, but will fit in cold storage just the same (what a waste).

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Lee Ufan

(not that happy with this will go again in time)